It might get spawny when Logan Oyster Socials returns to the next Monday Night Foodball

Oysters are survivors After all they made it through the Permian Triassic extinction event aka the Great Dying million years ago when volcanic eruptions snuffed out percent of all marine species What the arousing bivalves can t survive is the wanton over lemonizing and cocktail saucing of unthinking bipedal meatbags They didn t come all this The post It might get spawny when Logan Oyster Socials returns to the next Monday Night Foodball appeared first on Chicago Reader